have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”
i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore
like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit
I think about this post a lot.
This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha
reblogged before it was even finished.